On Monday morning, the USA Today greeted us with the following alarming headline: “$84,454 is the average household’s personal debt. ; $473,456 is the average household’s share of government debt, including Medicare and Social Security. The government isn’t asking you to pay it. Yet.

Pretty incredible, right? Currently, the market is essentially rising right along our increasing indebtedness (for example, see “Melting Up“). We have had debt scares before, and we seemed to make it out just fine? I remember when many folks were certain the country was going to go belly-up in the 1980s as we piled on what was then record amounts of debt. In fact, I never cease to be amazed at the capacity of this country to absorb the kinds of debt levels that would make the IMF (International Monetary Fund) shake in its boots almost anywhere else on the planet!

How do we do it? I wish someone would explain it to me. The perma-bears have certainly rung plenty of alarms, but their theories are always getting abused by what the market really does on the ground. Logic and intuition tells us that a day of reckoning must eventually come home to roost, that the waiter (mainly China and Japan!) will lose his patience and present us with the monstrous check, but it remains difficult to plan appropriately for something that boils so slowly. The scale of this thing is so grand, it is hard to do anything but to continue as we always do.

So, as we proceed to indulge oursleves at the Chateau d’Largesse, let’s agree to pretend the night is still young. Let’s agree not to exclaim “check please!”…I think I left my wallet at home. :D