Can't Take it Anymore... Hiring Site Security!

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I've been feeling the frustration mount from each person who has emailed me asking the same questions that I've already answered and or asking me for link exchanges. I even went so far as to remove my email address from the site and force people to use the contact form, which basically instructs people to PLEASE see some key posts before asking me those same questions. Despite my efforts I continue to be inundated with the same questions...

I'm now at my wit's end and I see no other option than to hire some site security. I think Loren may get the job as long as he loses the button down shirt & tie and goes back to the much more menacing Hanes t-shirts.

The anti-R crew would want to watch their backs as well!

For the back story, see Chartreuse's site. Can you tell today's a slow day?

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The most menacing outfit possible is the non-oxford dress shirt, buttoned completely up to the neck, with no tie. That SCREAMS "serial killer."

See "Silent Rage" for an example.

I'll have to add that to my NetFlix list

i dont like this guy mike, nor do i like michelle.
i think your excellent, u don't need michelle and i dont need her stock analysis, thats why i come to YOUR blog
also with this security guy, mike i know your busy but why not a faq or something like that, you dont need this guy...

Can't please everyone I guess.

As for Site Security, it WAS a joke but now I'm starting to think it may not be a bad idea... :-?

I'm planning on making a proper FAQ but I imagine that even then I'll STILL get the same questions. Maybe I need to have a series of pop-ups on that contact page or something

Dear Mr. Trader Mike,

Boy is it not a bad idea.

Dear Mr. Site Security:

You are cute. I am thinking about opening my own site just so I can hire you. Hang in there, someone will note your special qualities of earnest puppyness, and take you home with them.

Completely charmed,
Michelle

Site Security, we'd better accelerate your start date.

Michelle, Site Security is neither cute nor cuddly like a little puppy. He's menacing, like a full grown pit bull.

Hey Mike ... if you ever need any help here or there, just let me know.

For the most part, almost each and every question I come up with ... a little searching and viola, I find the answer in your site/blog. People just need to quit being so lazy!

-Erich

P.S. Oddly enough, I went to Barnes and Noble today to find a George Forman book (OK, stop laughing) and I stumbled onto the Sticky Stock Charts book! Nice little book and really spells out how to read the charts. Needless to say, just bought it via Amazon.

Thanks eROCK.

That stikky stock book is pretty cool. I may have to send copies to some folks for the holidays.

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