I just got wind of the latest absurdity being kicked around by the SEC — they’re allegedly thinking of banning short-selling all togetherr:

Amid the spiraling market crisis and mounting pressure from lawmakers, the Securities and Exchange Commission is considering taking the dramatic step of temporarily banning the routine practice of betting against company stocks.

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SEC Chairman Christopher Cox, Treasury Secretary Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke held a closed-door meeting Thursday night with members of Congress. Cox told the lawmakers the SEC may put in a temporary emergency ban on all short-selling — not just the aggressive forms it already has targeted, according to a person familiar with the matter. The ban might apply to stocks of selected financial companies, to all financial companies or even possibly to all public companies.

I was ready to write a long rant about this but Barry Ritholtz has already done a great job of that tonight. And there’s one hell of a discussion about it in the comments on Barry’s post as well. I just wonder if they’ll also ban people from buying puts. This seems both ridiculous and impossible to me.

I’ll say it once again — we live in interesting times.

P.S. I love what Mac has to say on this topic too:

After hearing that the SEC has decided to ban short selling I have really hit my limit. It doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing matters in this market. I might as well throw my computer out the window, along with my charting software. The government has completely taken over our stock market, and if you thought the volatility and manipulation was bad before, just wait for what you are about to see. I guess we haven’t just converted to socialism, but instead have moved all the way to a communist government. Way to go guys! Keep up the great work!

Honestly, this type of action makes me just want to take all of my money out of my account and just not play this game any longer. It is so rigged it is unbelievable. And I am not saying this because I am about to lose a ton of money or being hurt financially in any way. I am completely in cash and have been successful this year (up close to 90%). We could rally big tomorrow and I honestly just don’t want to even participate if we do. The United States Stock Market has officially lost all credibility in my eyes. Maybe it never had any and I was just naive. But the steps today are absolutely ridiculous…

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